Oppopinion - Ugly Duckling ed.

"Brian, The Life of" (familycar) 04/03/2015 at 13:51 • Filed to: None

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It's easy to love beautiful cars. Unlike hanging out with your fashion model friend, beautiful cars make us seems more physically attractive, not less. It's almost as good as having a puppy with you wherever you drive. I'm pretty sure (if I were single), I could kill it in the dating scene if I drove a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! just as I'm sure I'd be forever alone if I had to drive one of those unfortunate !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . ::shudders:: That said, not all ugly things with four wheels rub off on their drivers in a negative way. Some, like the très magnifique H-van above, are just so sub-zero cool that they not only make you better looking, they also make you FAR more interesting!

So my question to you, my dear fellow Opponauts, is what ugly car (truck/whatever) is just so awesome that it's beauty transcends its physical form to the point of being (maybe) a rolling aphrodisiac?

For Sweden > Brian, The Life of 04/03/2015 at 13:55

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H-van

ugly

this being a true statement

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian, The Life of 04/03/2015 at 13:57

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When don't they need it?

$kaycog > Brian, The Life of 04/03/2015 at 13:58

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Many people think the Edsel is ugly. I love Edsels.

RallyWrench > Brian, The Life of 04/03/2015 at 14:00

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YES.

http://www.speedhunters.com/2014/03/drop-a…

VW Type 2 buses and T3 Vanagons do it for me, also Divco milk trucks. Also also those neat Alfa Romeo vans. Also also also UPS trucks.

Brian, The Life of > For Sweden 04/03/2015 at 14:00

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It really is the Cyrano de Bergerac of vehicles.

Brian, The Life of > $kaycog 04/03/2015 at 14:01

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I do too! Especially THAT one <3

MultiplaOrgasms > Brian, The Life of 04/03/2015 at 14:03

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Brian, The Life of > MultiplaOrgasms 04/03/2015 at 14:06

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I'm SHOCKED that you, of all people, would have suggested that!

;)

MultiplaOrgasms > Brian, The Life of 04/03/2015 at 14:07

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HammerheadFistpunch > Brian, The Life of 04/03/2015 at 14:11

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let's be honest here all the best retro 4x4s; defenders, Broncos, land cruiser aren't pretty... but they are

Kawaii-Gon Jinn > Brian, The Life of 04/03/2015 at 14:21

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why doesn't Nibbles let me start a reply?

I think the 2CV because on a summer day, you can drive slow, peel the top back; and will all the body roll going into corners, your prospective paramour will be tossed in your direction. with the spongy suspension, you get that humping movement when you go over a large bump. while it ain't beautiful, it's just homely enough to work.

nobody ever got laid in a VW Thing that didn't have some kind of odd pathology.

Sn210 > Brian, The Life of 04/03/2015 at 14:22

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I feel like the M45 is ugly, but I just don't see it. I love the look of these

Kawaii-Gon Jinn > MultiplaOrgasms 04/03/2015 at 14:22

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Nothing says "yes, I can also hear your biological clock ticking" like a Multipla.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Brian, The Life of 04/03/2015 at 15:52

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I can't see a Citroen H Van without thinking of this: